njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

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ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

what did you say, punk?

bIG

MEATY

CLAWS

WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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hetaliagirl104:

This is for an assignment that is due tomorrow.

Reblog if you think that Harry Potter should NOT be on the banned books list because it features Magic, sets bad examples, and because of dark themes. 

Thanks.

(via so-adorabloodthirsty)

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

(via so-adorabloodthirsty)

I really wanna be mad someone ships me with Jack but….

THEY CALL US BLOODICE AND THAT SOUNDS BADASS

love-the-thunderstorm:

bestdayev-r:

piercethesirens-in-onedirection:

dancingontip-toes:

modelmis-behavior:

love-lives-to-hurt:

mistize:

one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs

Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs.

Hahahahaha

I don’t care if this doesn’t go with my blog I’m not taking the chance

I barely got boobs as it is I’m not tryna lose em

the notes tho

THE NOTES

(Source: inthemidstofmonsters, via strangeandcreepy)